(So be it, Jedi...)
The pope has been in the news recently, having been outed as a former Hitler Youth member (true) and for a lot of other shady stuff. Hiding and reassignment of known child molesters not-withstanding, it just so happens I've come across some information that will blow your fucking minds. Seriously.
Pope Benedict... is actually...
The Emperor!
That's right. You heard it first. Pope Benedict is actually Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars. I understand that this also means characters from popular movies can run the Catholic church, but is that really too far of a stretch?
the whole Pope child sex scandal is so disgusting. IMPEACH THE POPE!!! He should be arrested for allowing child molestation to happen right under his nose.
ReplyDeleteYeah, plus I hear he used the force to choke one of his star destroyer captains.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, though, I agree. It's sad that child molestation in the catholic church has gone so far that it is well passed the point where people are outraged, and it's merely a punch line now.
That dude is most definitely papa Palp. The Hitler Youth thing isn't really fair though, since it was pretty much a given that any German boy that fit the age/economic range during the period was a member of the Hitler Youth (Addy, as I like to call him, wasn't a confirmed genocidal maniac yet, but more of a heroic patriot). That said, Pope (Benny, as I like to call him) would have probably molested the shit out of those other boys if he had been back in time via a time machine and not via actual events.
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