Tuesday, November 17, 2009

The sappy baby post

So, my son - Jack Sawyer Kray - was born on 11/11/09 at 9:07pm and he is already the coolest thing I've ever seen. Everyone tells you it's better than you'd ever imagine, and you believe them - but you still aren't ready for how overwhelmingly wonderful having a baby is.

In short, holy crap.

Jack was 8lb 13oz at birth, and 20". He has his father's eyebrows and eyes and his mother's nose and mouth. He enjoys holding the fingers of his various grandparents, making faces that make him look like he is constantly pooping, constantly pooping, being burped by Daddy, sleeping on Mommy, and playing drums in his black metal band, Soul Consumption. His dislikes include: Doctors wielding ginormous circumcision knives, nurses with cold hands, when Mommy and Daddy aren't around, Republicans, and cold bottles.

What an amazing little man.


  1. Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful! It is the best thing that will ever happen to you - and cherish every minute with him when he's tiny cause you'll blink and it'll be you looking up at him and telling him to drive carefully :(

  2. and meant to say - auspicious day to be born on - 11th of the 11th which equalled peace in 1918 :)

  3. Oh, thank god he's not a Conservative!